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lechugameister:

“Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” - Dr. Nick

Its your window to weight gain!DAAAAD, eat around the banana…it’s just empty vitamins!

lechugameister:

“Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” - Dr. Nick

Its your window to weight gain!

DAAAAD, eat around the banana…it’s just empty vitamins!

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    Its your window to weight gain! DAAAAD, eat around the banana…it’s just empty vitamins!
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    Life philosophy summarized!
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