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my 7-year-old sister: When I get married I’m gonna have a blue dress, with pieces of chicken on it. and my hair will be spaghetti. and when i start walking down, my husband will say, “mmmmm, she looks delicious.
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I’m 27. I’m 27. I know nothing. (via extrafirmhold)

The way to a man’s heart is bacon grease. He’ll die at 50 but his love will be true.
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